pussy game too strong
thatfuckingcrowv2: i cut a dude off in a fedora on the freeway today and i think he straight bit his thumb at me
romulusthread: MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
theguyunderyou: imawanchor: dylanofryin: actual picture of actual one direction fans it’s like a scene from a zombie movie One Infection
nosdrinker: LMAO EA SPORTS “INTELLIGENT AND FULL OF EMOTION” OKAY DUDE
nosdrinker: why won’t halo just die already
egberts: of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
tennants-companion: so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
blobasaurus: levaye: people that blog against objectifying women and ask for nudes in the same day. SHOW ME YOUR TITS NIGGA hahahaha jesus christ gabe
I’m still drunk, I’m still crazy, I’m still blue.
people that blog against objectifying women and ask for nudes in the same day.
Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
fuck-fair-weather-friends: levaye: letting children die of starvation: okay bombing the shit out of brown children overseas: okay buying sneakers made by child slaves in Asia: okay taking a pill to stop a fertilized egg from growing: not okay By that mind set Cutting off living growing cells of hair: Not good hair is only alive at the follicle, hair strands are dead, so really its only...