Is this thing on?

May 22

l1berum:

I just want a boy to like me

no not that one

(via l1berum)

humansofnewyork: “After this I go to work at a pizza shop. My wife and I were college professors in Bangladesh. I taught accounting. But one dollar in America becomes eighty dollars when we send it back home.”

humansofnewyork:

“After this I go to work at a pizza shop. My wife and I were college professors in Bangladesh. I taught accounting. But one dollar in America becomes eighty dollars when we send it back home.”

(via pizzaforpresident)

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(via meowitsmissy)

esexist:

i just got called a faggot by a group of 6th graders wearing polos

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame 

(via rickytumbles)

say-ton: actually the coolest gif ever

say-ton:

actually the coolest gif ever

(Source: dreprophit, via iwasentodestroyou)

nosdrinker: this is my favorite picture on the internet

nosdrinker:

this is my favorite picture on the internet

(via crystal-meth-princess)

ixnay-on-the-oddk: arch yo back girl’s got an ass like an onion; makes me wanna cry

ixnay-on-the-oddk:

arch yo back

girl’s got an ass like an onion; makes me wanna cry

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(Source: iraffiruse, via tangypoon)

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angel-cake: still good :D

angel-cake:

still good :D

(via lybiea)

pussy game too strong

image

(Source: dirudo, via j4vh)

thatfuckingcrowv2:

i cut a dude off in a fedora on the freeway today and i think he straight bit his thumb at me

(via pizzaforpresident)